Соло-сессия дрочи волосатого медведя папочки в сарае

I wanted to jerk in the rain but couldn't find a place the neighbors wouldn't see or that my camera could stay dry. So, I went in the shed. What would you do if you walked in the shed and found me sitting there jerking off? Offer to help? Suck it? Bend me over? Sit on it? All of the above? Please let me know in the comments!